A California federal judge has overturned the state’s 32-year-old ban on assault weapons, likening the AR-15 to a Swiss army knife that could be used “for both home and battle.” What do you think?
“Any mass murderer worth their salt knows a Swiss army knife is the superior weapon.”
Claude Kasson, Board Measurer
“This is exactly what I’ve been trying to explain to all the people I shot.”
Michael Keyes, Pharmaceutical Mixologist
“No one should have that much tooth-picking power.”
Reyna Van Doren, Headmistress