Apologies for the mix-up. Here’s a list of 100 astronomy jokes:
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
What did Mars say to Saturn? “Give me a ring sometime!”
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
What do you call a space rock that tells jokes? A meteor-wit!
Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because she needed space!
What did the astronaut say to the meteor shower? “Nice to meteor you!”
How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
What kind of music do planets listen to? Neptunes!
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? Because he wanted to reach the stars!
What do you call a funny star? A laughing star!
Why did the comet break up with the asteroid? It needed some space!
What did one star say to the other star? “You light up my life!”
Why don’t planets go to parties? Because they need a little space!
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut? “I need my space!”
Why did the astronaut become an artist? Because he wanted to draw the stars!
How does the sun apologize? “I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to flare up!”
Why did the astronaut bring a helmet to the comedy show? In case he cracked up!
Why did the asteroid bring a dictionary to space? Because it wanted to define its own orbit!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite dance move? The moonwalk!
How do astronomers unlock doors? With the constellation!
Why did the astronaut throw a party on the moon? Because he had a “stellar” time!
What do you call two astronauts who are in love? “Space” partners!
How do you organize a space party? You “planet” in advance!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar!
Why did the sun go to therapy? To get some enlightening advice!
Why don’t aliens visit our solar system? They can’t find a good parking space!
What did the astronaut say to the planet? “You’re out of this world!”
What’s an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar!
Why did the astronaut take a ladder to space? To reach the stars!
What do you call a group of musical planets? The orchestrastra!
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
Why don’t astronomers get married? Because they prefer the stars to be single!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
What did the astronaut say to the comet? “You rock!”
Why did the astronaut bring a paintbrush to space? To touch up the stars!
How do you organize a space-themed wedding? You plan it-et!
What did Mars say to Earth? “You’re looking out of this world!”
How do astronomers throw a party? They “planet”!
What did the astronaut say to the meteor shower? “Nice to meteor you!”
Why don’t planets go to parties? Because they need their space!
What do you call a cosmic joke? A “hilarispace” joke!
Why did the astronaut become a gardener? Because he wanted to see the planets grow!
How does the sun apologize? By saying, “I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to flare up!”
Why did the astronaut become a chef? Because he wanted to make heavenly dishes!
What did the alien say to the garden? “Take me to your weeder!”
How do astronauts throw a party? They planet!
Why was the star sad? Because it had no one to twinkle with!
What did the astronaut say when he landed on the comet? “This place is out of this world!”
Why did the alien bring a map to Earth? Because he didn’t want to get lost in space!
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
Why did the astronaut bring a telescope to the party? Because he wanted to make a spectacle of himself!
What do you call an alien with three eyes? An “aliiien”!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does the moon stay cool? It relies on its “lunar” conditioner!
What do you call an alien spaceship that takes people’s temperature? A “probe”!
Why did the astronaut wear a belt to space? Because his pants kept falling with no gravity!
What do you call a funny astronaut? A “comedianaut”!
How do aliens get around the galaxy? They use flying saucers!
Why did the astronaut become a musician? Because he wanted to be a star!
How do aliens communicate? They use “spacebook”!
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? Because he wanted to reach the stars!
What did Mars say to Saturn? “Give me a ring sometime!”
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
What do you call a space rock that tells jokes? A meteor-wit!
Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because she needed space!
What did the astronaut say to the meteor shower? “Nice to meteor you!”
How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
What did one star say to the other star? “You light up my life!”
Why don’t planets go to parties? Because they need a little space!
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut? “I need my space!”
Why did the astronaut become an artist? Because he wanted to draw the stars!
How does the sun apologize? “I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to flare up!”
Why did the astronaut bring a helmet to the comedy show? In case he cracked up!
Why did the asteroid bring a dictionary to space? Because it wanted to define its own orbit!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite dance move? The moonwalk!
How do astronomers unlock doors? With the constellation!
Why did the astronaut throw a party on the moon? Because he had a “stellar” time!
What did one star say to the other star? “You light up my life!”
Why don’t planets go to parties? Because they need a little space!
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut? “I need my space!”
Why did the astronaut become an artist? Because he wanted
