Blonde Banters: 100 Playful Jokes to Tickle Your Blondetastic Funny Bone!

By NeelRatan

  1. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
  2. How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear!
  3. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever!
  4. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!
  5. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She wanted to make apple juice!
  6. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A lab accident!
  7. How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
  8. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!
  9. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
  10. What do you call a blonde with a Ph.D.? A genius, because it’s rare!
  11. Why don’t blondes use keys? They prefer to use the lock!
  12. How do you keep a blonde busy? Write “flip” on both sides of a paper!
  13. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase? The branch manager!
  14. Why did the blonde put her phone in the blender? She wanted to make Apple Juice.
  15. How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in her ears!
  16. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
  17. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
  18. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
  19. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!
  20. Why did the blonde get excited about finishing a puzzle in six months? Because the box said “2 to 4 years”!
  21. What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel on the floor? “Oh no! I’m going to fall again!”
  22. How does a blonde confuse you? She comes out of a revolving door and says, “I’ve been everywhere, and I can’t find my way out!”
  23. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t figure out how to fit eight cups of water into that tiny packet.
  24. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W’s!
  25. How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow!
  26. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
  27. How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear!
  28. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever!
  29. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!
  30. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She wanted to make apple juice!
  31. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A lab accident!
  32. How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
  33. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!
  34. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
  35. What do you call a blonde with a Ph.D.? A genius, because it’s rare!
  36. Why don’t blondes use keys? They prefer to use the lock!
  37. How do you keep a blonde busy? Write “flip” on both sides of a paper!
  38. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase? The branch manager!
  39. Why did the blonde put her phone in the blender? She wanted to make Apple Juice.
  40. How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in her ears!
  41. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
  42. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
  43. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
  44. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!
  45. Why did the blonde get excited about finishing a puzzle in six months? Because the box said “2 to 4 years”!
  46. What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel on the floor? “Oh no! I’m going to fall again!”
  47. How does a blonde confuse you? She comes out of a revolving door and says, “I’ve been everywhere, and I can’t find my way out!”
  48. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t figure out how to fit eight cups of water into that tiny packet.
  49. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W’s!
  50. How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow!
  51. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
  52. How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear!
  53. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever!
  54. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!
  55. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She wanted to make apple juice!
  56. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A lab accident!
  57. How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
  58. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!
  59. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
  60. What do you call a blonde with a Ph.D.? A genius, because it’s rare!
  61. Why don’t blondes use keys? They prefer to use the lock!
  62. How do you keep a blonde busy? Write “flip” on both sides of a paper!
  63. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase? The branch manager!
  64. Why did the blonde put her phone in the blender? She wanted to make Apple Juice.
  65. How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in her ears!
  66. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
  67. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
  68. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
  69. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!
  70. Why did the blonde get excited about finishing a puzzle in six months? Because the box said “2 to 4 years”!
  71. What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel on the floor? “Oh no! I’m going to fall again!”
  72. How does a blonde confuse you? She comes out of a revolving door and says, “I’ve been everywhere, and I can’t find my way out!”
  73. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t figure out how to fit eight cups of water into that tiny packet.
  74. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W’s!
  75. How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow!
  76. Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
  77. How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear!
  78. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever!
  79. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!
  80. Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She wanted to make apple juice!
  81. What do you call a blonde with a brain? A lab accident!
  82. How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
  83. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!
  84. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
  85. What do you call a blonde with a Ph.D.? A genius, because it’s rare!
  86. Why don’t blondes use keys? They prefer to use the lock!
  87. How do you keep a blonde busy? Write “flip” on both sides of a paper!
  88. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase? The branch manager!
  89. Why did the blonde put her phone in the blender? She wanted to make Apple Juice.
  90. How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in her ears!
  91. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
  92. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
  93. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
  94. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said “concentrate”!
  95. Why did the blonde get excited about finishing a puzzle in six months? Because the box said “2 to 4 years”!
  96. What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel on the floor? “Oh no! I’m going to fall again!”
  97. How does a blonde confuse you? She comes out of a revolving door and says, “I’ve been everywhere, and I can’t find my way out!”
  98. Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t figure out how to fit eight cups of water into that tiny packet.
  99. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W’s!
  100. How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow!

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