Food for Thought and Laughter: 100 Deliciously Funny Food Jokes!

By NeelRatan

  1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  2. Why did the banana go to the party? It was a-peeling!
  3. What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me!
  4. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
  5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of corn!
  6. Why did the bread go to therapy? To work on its “loaf” issues!
  7. Why did the lettuce break up with the celery? It couldn’t handle the stalk-er behavior!
  8. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
  9. Why did the chef quit? He couldn’t take the heat in the kitchen!
  10. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes!
  11. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
  12. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarine!
  13. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit crummy!
  14. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  15. Why did the hamburger go to the gym? To get better buns!
  16. What did one strawberry say to another strawberry? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
  17. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
  18. What do you call a sleeping pepper? A little chili!
  19. Why did the pizza maker go broke? He couldn’t make enough dough!
  20. What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
  21. Why did the peanut go to school? Because it wanted to be a little nutty!
  22. What’s a potato’s favorite instrument? A “mash”-ed piano!
  23. Why did the carrot break up with the broccoli? It found someone more “a-peel-ing”!
  24. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
  25. Why did the grapefruit go to the party? It was looking for some zest!
  26. Why did the watermelon go on a diet? It wanted to shed some rind!
  27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  28. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
  29. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because it’s a fungi!
  30. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
  31. Why did the chef get arrested? He couldn’t stop beating the eggs!
  32. What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
  33. Why did the onion break up with garlic? They couldn’t stop crying over little things!
  34. What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me!
  35. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
  36. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of corn!
  37. Why did the bread go to therapy? To work on its “loaf” issues!
  38. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
  39. Why did the chef quit? He couldn’t take the heat in the kitchen!
  40. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes!
  41. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
  42. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarine!
  43. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit crummy!
  44. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  45. Why did the hamburger go to the gym? To get better buns!
  46. What did one strawberry say to another strawberry? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
  47. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
  48. What do you call a sleeping pepper? A little chili!
  49. Why did the pizza maker go broke? He couldn’t make enough dough!
  50. What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
  51. Why did the peanut go to school? Because it wanted to be a little nutty!
  52. What’s a potato’s favorite instrument? A “mash”-ed piano!
  53. Why did the carrot break up with the broccoli? It found someone more “a-peel-ing”!
  54. What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
  55. Why did the grapefruit go to the party? It was looking for some zest!
  56. Why did the watermelon go on a diet? It wanted to shed some rind!
  57. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  58. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
  59. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because it’s a fungi!
  60. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
  61. Why did the chef get arrested? He couldn’t stop beating the eggs!
  62. What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
  63. Why did the jalapeño break up with the chili pepper? It found it too hot to handle!
  64. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
  65. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  66. What did the plate say to the napkin? You’re always on my side!
  67. Why did the chef go to therapy? To work on his “soup”-er issues!
  68. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Let’s romaine friends forever!
  69. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumby!
  70. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get buns of steel!
  71. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
  72. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
  73. Why did the bread break up with the butter? It wanted to see other spreads!
  74. What’s a potato’s favorite type of music? Mashed hits!
  75. Why did the carrot break up with the broccoli? It couldn’t see a future together!
  76. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi!
  77. Why did the pizza go to the party? Because it was too saucy to stay home!
  78. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
  79. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  80. What did the plate say to the napkin? You’re always on my side!
  81. Why did the chef go to therapy? To work on his “soup”-er issues!
  82. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Let’s romaine friends forever!
  83. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumby!
  84. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get buns of steel!
  85. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
  86. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
  87. Why did the bread break up with the butter? It wanted to see other spreads!
  88. What’s a potato’s favorite type of music? Mashed hits!
  89. Why did the carrot break up with the broccoli? It couldn’t see a future together!
  90. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi!
  91. Why did the pizza go to the party? Because it was too saucy to stay home!
  92. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
  93. Why did the onion always make people cry? It was a real tear-jerker!
  94. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes!
  95. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
  96. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
  97. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy!
  98. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  99. Why did the hamburger go to the gym? To get better buns!
  100. What did one strawberry say to another strawberry? If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!

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