Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Hilarious Jokes to Brighten Your Day!

By NeelRatan

  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I always will!
  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go “moo”!
  4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these knock-knock jokes!
  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
  8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
  10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
  11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
  12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger, please!
  13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? It’s cold out here!
  14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here!
  15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door!
  19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I miss you!
  20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
  21. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
  22. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— Moo!
  23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  24. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
  25. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  30. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  31. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
  32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  33. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  34. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  36. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  38. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  39. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  40. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  41. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  42. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  43. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  44. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
  46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  47. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  48. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  49. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  52. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  55. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  56. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  58. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  59. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  60. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  61. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  62. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  63. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  64. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
  65. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  66. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  67. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  68. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  69. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  70. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  71. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  72. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  73. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  74. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  75. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  76. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  77. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  78. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  79. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
  80. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  81. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  82. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  83. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  84. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  85. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  86. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  87. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  88. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  89. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  90. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  91. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  92. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  93. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  94. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
  95. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  96. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  97. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s chilly out here!
  98. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moooo!
  99. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and answer the door!
  100. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

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