Laughter is the Best Medicine: 100 Hilarious Medical Jokes to Keep You in Stitches!

By NeelRatan

  1. Why did the nurse carry a red pen? In case she needed to draw blood!
  2. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URL-gent care!
  3. Why did the doctor always carry a red marker? To mark patients as “readmitted”!
  4. Why did the skeleton go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a bit “bone”-ly!
  5. Why did the nurse go to art school? To learn how to draw blood!
  6. Why did the doctor always have a pen in his pocket? In case he needed to take a “note” of the patient’s condition!
  7. Why did the doctor go to the beach? To surf the web!
  8. Why did the patient bring a ladder to the hospital? To see the top-notch doctors!
  9. Why did the nurse bring a ladder to work? To check the patient’s temperature, from a higher perspective!
  10. Why did the doctor become a chef? He wanted to add some “taste” to his practice!
  11. Why was the math book always good at surgery? It knew how to divide and conquer!
  12. Why did the doctor keep a thesaurus in his office? To find the right “word” for the diagnosis!
  13. Why was the doctor so good at fixing bones? He had a “knack” for it!
  14. Why did the nurse go to law school? She wanted to learn how to handle “case” files!
  15. Why did the doctor become a musician? He had the best “patients”!
  16. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
  17. Why did the doctor always bring a map to the hospital? In case he needed to find a “vein” road!
  18. Why was the doctor always calm in emergencies? He had a lot of “patients”!
  19. Why did the patient refuse to take a nap? He didn’t want to be “prescribed”!
  20. Why did the nurse keep a thesaurus in her pocket? To find the right “word” of comfort!
  21. Why did the doctor go on a diet? He wanted to reduce his “weight” of patients!
  22. Why did the doctor keep a thesaurus in his office? To find the right “word” for the diagnosis!
  23. Why was the doctor so good at fixing bones? He had a “knack” for it!
  24. Why did the nurse go to law school? She wanted to learn how to handle “case” files!
  25. Why did the doctor become a musician? He had the best “patients”!
  26. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
  27. Why did the doctor always bring a map to the hospital? In case he needed to find a “vein” road!
  28. Why was the doctor always calm in emergencies? He had a lot of “patients”!
  29. Why did the patient refuse to take a nap? He didn’t want to be “prescribed”!
  30. Why did the nurse keep a thesaurus in her pocket? To find the right “word” of comfort!
  31. Why did the doctor go on a diet? He wanted to reduce his “weight” of patients!
  32. Why did the nurse always have a calculator in her pocket? To do quick “bedside” calculations!
  33. Why did the patient bring a ladder to the hospital? He wanted to see the “top-notch” doctors!
  34. Why did the doctor become a chef? He wanted to add some “taste” to his practice!
  35. Why was the math book always good at surgery? It knew how to divide and conquer!
  36. Why did the doctor keep a thesaurus in his office? To find the right “word” for the diagnosis!
  37. Why was the doctor so good at fixing bones? He had a “knack” for it!
  38. Why did the nurse go to law school? She wanted to learn how to handle “case” files!
  39. Why did the doctor become a musician? He had the best “patients”!
  40. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
  41. Why did the doctor always bring a map to the hospital? In case he needed to find a “vein” road!
  42. Why was the doctor always calm in emergencies? He had a lot of “patients”!
  43. Why did the patient refuse to take a nap? He didn’t want to be “prescribed”!
  44. Why did the nurse keep a thesaurus in her pocket? To find the right “word” of comfort!
  45. Why did the doctor go on a diet? He wanted to reduce his “weight” of patients!
  46. Why did the nurse always have a calculator in her pocket? To do quick “bedside” calculations!
  47. Why did the patient bring a ladder to the hospital? He wanted to see the “top-notch” doctors!
  48. Why did the doctor become a chef? He wanted to add some “taste” to his practice!
  49. Why was the math book always good at surgery? It knew how to divide and conquer!
  50. Why did the doctor keep a thesaurus in his office? To find the right “word” for the diagnosis!
  51. Why was the doctor so good at fixing bones? He had a “knack” for it!
  52. Why did the nurse go to law school? She wanted to learn how to handle “case” files!
  53. Why did the doctor become a musician? He had the best “patients”!
  54. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
  55. Why did the doctor always bring a map to the hospital? In case he needed to find a “vein” road!
  56. Why was the doctor always calm in emergencies? He had a lot of “patients”!
  57. Why did the patient refuse to take a nap? He didn’t want to be “prescribed”!
  58. Why did the nurse keep a thesaurus in her pocket? To find the right “word” of comfort!
  59. Why did the doctor go on a diet? He wanted to reduce his “weight” of patients!
  60. Why did the nurse always have a calculator in her pocket? To do quick “bedside” calculations!
  61. Why did the patient bring a ladder to the hospital? He wanted to see the “top-notch” doctors!
  62. Why did the doctor become a chef? He wanted to add some “taste” to his practice!
  63. Why was the math book always good at surgery? It knew how to divide and conquer!
  64. Why did the doctor keep a thesaurus in his office? To find the right “word” for the diagnosis!
  65. Why was the doctor so good at fixing bones? He had a “knack” for it!
  66. Why did the nurse go to law school? She wanted to learn how to handle “case” files!
  67. Why did the doctor become a musician? He had the best “patients”!
  68. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
  69. Why did the doctor always bring a map to the hospital? In case he needed to find a “vein” road!
  70. Why was the doctor always calm in emergencies? He had a lot of “patients”!
  71. Why did the patient refuse to take a nap? He didn’t want to be “prescribed”!
  72. Why did the nurse keep a thesaurus in her pocket? To find the right “word” of comfort!
  73. Why did the doctor go on a diet? He wanted to reduce his “weight” of patients!
  74. Why did the nurse always have a calculator in her pocket? To do quick “bedside” calculations!
  75. Why did the patient bring a ladder to the hospital? He wanted to see the “top-notch” doctors!
  76. Why did the doctor become a chef? He wanted to add some “taste” to his practice!
  77. Why was the math book always good at surgery? It knew how to divide and conquer!
  78. Why did the doctor keep a thesaurus in his office? To find the right “word” for the diagnosis!
  79. Why was the doctor so good at fixing bones? He had a “knack” for it!
  80. Why did the nurse go to law school? She wanted to learn how to handle “case” files!
  81. Why did the doctor become a musician? He had the best “patients”!
  82. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
  83. Why did the doctor always bring a map to the hospital? In case he needed to find a “vein” road!
  84. Why was the doctor always calm in emergencies? He had a lot of “patients”!
  85. Why did the patient refuse to take a nap? He didn’t want to be “prescribed”!
  86. Why did the nurse keep a thesaurus in her pocket? To find the right “word” of comfort!
  87. Why did the doctor go on a diet? He wanted to reduce his “weight” of patients!
  88. Why did the nurse always have a calculator in her pocket? To do quick “bedside” calculations!
  89. Why did the patient bring a ladder to the hospital? He wanted to see the “top-notch” doctors!
  90. Why did the doctor become a chef? He wanted to add some “taste” to his practice!
  91. Why was the math book always good at surgery? It knew how to divide and conquer!
  92. Why did the doctor keep a thesaurus in his office? To find the right “word” for the diagnosis!
  93. Why was the doctor so good at fixing bones? He had a “knack” for it!
  94. Why did the nurse go to law school? She wanted to learn how to handle “case” files!
  95. Why did the doctor become a musician? He had the best “patients”!
  96. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
  97. Why did the doctor always bring a map to the hospital? In case he needed to find a “vein” road!
  98. Why was the doctor always calm in emergencies? He had a lot of “patients”!
  99. Why did the patient refuse to take a nap? He didn’t want to be “prescribed”!
  100. Why did the nurse keep a thesaurus in her pocket? To find the right “word” of comfort!

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