I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
When the scarecrow won an award, he was outstanding in his field.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
The kleptomaniac couldn’t understand puns; he took everything literally.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I told my wife she was overreacting. She just flew off the handle.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
The baker couldn’t handle the pressure and finally crumbled.
When I heard the price of the new phone, I was appalled.
The math book looked sad because it had too many problems.
The magician got so frustrated with his wand; he couldn’t pull it off.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
The butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
When the clock got hungry, it went back four seconds.
The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
The cat got caught cheating on the math test because it had nine lives.
The shoe repairman was so good at his job; he was well-heeled.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.
The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in cornography.
I’m trying to figure out how to make a belt out of watches, but it’s just a waist of time.
The baker quit his job because he kneaded a change.
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
The golfer brought two pairs of pants in case he got a hole in one.
The mummy loved Halloween because he enjoyed being wrapped up in it.
The grapes were so good, they were in a league of their own.
The barber had a hair-raising experience at the haunted house.
The bicycle couldn’t stand up because it was two-tired.
I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.
The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
I’ve got a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
The math book looked sad because it had too many problems.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
The chef was a real jerk; he just wasn’t cutting it.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
The scarecrow was promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
When the TV broke, the owner was in despair.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
The baker’s job was the yeast he could do.
The bicycle couldn’t stand up because it was two-tired.
I’ve got a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I’m trying to figure out how to make a belt out of watches, but it’s just a waist of time.
The scarecrow was outstanding in cornography.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
The butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
The math book looked sad because it had too many problems.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
The golfer brought two pairs of pants in case he got a hole in one.
The grapes were so good, they were in a league of their own.
I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.
The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
The scarecrow was promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
When the TV broke, the owner was in despair.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
The baker’s job was the yeast he could do.
The bicycle couldn’t stand up because it was two-tired.
I’ve got a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I’m trying to figure out how to make a belt out of watches, but it’s just a waist of time.
The scarecrow was outstanding in cornography.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
The butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
The math book looked sad because it had too many problems.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
The golfer brought two pairs of pants in case he got a hole in one.
The grapes were so good, they were in a league of their own.
I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.
The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
The scarecrow was promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
When the TV broke, the owner was in despair.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
The baker’s job was the yeast he could do.
The bicycle couldn’t stand up because it was two-tired.
I’ve got a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I’m trying to figure out how to make a belt out of watches, but it’s just a waist of
The scarecrow was outstanding in cornography.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
The butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
The math book looked sad because it had too many problems.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
The golfer brought two pairs of pants in case he got a hole in one.
The grapes were so good, they were in a league of their own.
I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.
