Class Clown Chronicles: 100 Hilarious School Jokes for A+ Laughter!

By NeelRatan

  1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
  2. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  3. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  5. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  6. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  7. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  8. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  9. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  10. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  11. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  12. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  13. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  15. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  16. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  17. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  18. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  19. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  20. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  21. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  22. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  23. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  24. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  25. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  26. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  27. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  28. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  29. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  30. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  31. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  32. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  33. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  34. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  35. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  36. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  37. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  38. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  39. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  40. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  41. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  42. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  43. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  44. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  45. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  46. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  47. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  48. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  49. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  50. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  51. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  52. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  53. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  54. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  55. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  56. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  57. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  58. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  59. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  60. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  61. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  62. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  63. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  64. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  65. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  66. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  67. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  68. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  69. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  70. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  71. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  72. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  73. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  74. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  75. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  76. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  77. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  78. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  79. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  80. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  81. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  82. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  83. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  84. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  85. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  86. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  87. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  88. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  89. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  90. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!
  91. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
  92. Why was the music teacher always on key? Because he knew the score.
  93. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.
  94. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, but they never show their work!
  95. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters!
  96. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
  97. Why do fish do well in school? Because they’re always in schools!
  98. Why did the student wear glasses in the art class? To see things in a different perspective.
  99. Why did the teacher go to outer space? To find new planets to teach.
  100. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school!

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